Been a long time... But try googling yourself

It's been a long time since the last post, which means I've been busy. In a few bored minutes recently I tried googling myself.  Something I'd done before but thought I'd see how far back the results would go.  With a bit of google-coaxing my earliest find was 19th August 1995, almost twelve and a half years ago.  I'm convinced though that there's something earlier out there - along the lines "hey I've just got a modem"....